Step 1: Take the bagel, and with a bread knife, slice to make a sandwich.
Step 2: Set both sides open-side-up.
Step 3: Take the butter (or spray butter) and apply lightly to both sides.
Step 4: Depending on how spicy you like your food, add Tabasco to one side.
Step 5: To the butter side without Tabasco, add a little honey.
Step 6: Grab the Cheese and slap a slice on both sides.
Step 7: Set 8 Pepperoni slices on, 4 per side.
Step 8: Put the two half's of the bagel together.
* If preparing for someone else, setting it so the cheese corners stick out 8 times, equally, looks better.
** To serve cold, skip Step 9.
Step 9: Cut a hole through the cheese in hole of the bagel and microwave for 22 seconds.
Step 10: Enjoy the Chef-a-la-Wadlo delicacy.
Wadlo's Second Recipe
Ingredients:
Step 1: Take three slices of bread, creamy peanut butter, and the jelly or jam of your choice.
Step 2: Make a PB&J sandwich like normal, applying peanut butter to one side of on slice of bread, and jelly or jam to one side of the other piece of bread. Don't use an excessive amount of either one.
Step 3: Press these two slices together to make a sandwich.
Step 4: Apply the peanut butter on the outside of one of the slices and put your jelly or jam on one side of the third slice of bread. Again, don't use an excessive amount of either one.
Step 5: Apply the sandwich and the third slice together.
Step 6: At this point, press the three slices together so they can't slide.
Step 7: Enjoy the Chef-a-la-Wadlo delicacy.